A guy and several of his buddies used to frequent a certain restaurant.
The food was always good, but the waitress always looked and sounded
very sour.

One evening, one of the friends was feeling rather good, and jokingly
asked the waitress when she came to take their orders, "Ma'am, do you
believe in free love?"

The waitress huffed up and almost yelled at the man, "I certainly do
not!"

With a great big grin, the man asked, "Well, Darlin', what do you
charge?"