Two pieces of tarmac are sitting in a bar having a pint.
One turns to the other and says " I'm a piece of the A49 and
I get 1000 cars a day going over me and I'm 'ard".

The other piece replies "So what I'm a piece of the M6 and
I get 1000 cars an hour going over me and I'm well 'ard".

Suddenly the door opens and a piece of red tarmac walks in.
"Shit" says the M6 piece and runs into the toilet.

The red piece orders a pint, drinks it down in one ,smashes
the glass on its head and walks out.

The M6 piece returns from the toilet and sits down by the bar.
"What happened to you" says the A49 piece "I thought you were
well 'ard"

"I am" says the M6 piece "But that red piece is a bit of a cycle path"