This guy is walking down the road when he comes to a ladder coming 
down from the sky. There is a sign next to the ladder which states 
"Climb the ladder to success"
   
So the guys climbs up the ladder until he comes to a cloud. On the 
cloud is a girl sitting there in a bikini. "You can either stay on 
this cloud with me, or you can climb the ladder to success!" she says. 
Now this bird isn't bad looking, but he decides to carry on climbing.
   
He climbs the ladder until he comes to another cloud with another girl 
in a bikini sitting on it. "You can either stay on this cloud with me, 
or you can climb the ladder to success!" she says. Now this bird is 
really attractive, and the guy is in two minds as to what to do, but 
he decides to climb again.
   
He climbs the ladder until he comes to another cloud with yet another 
girl in a bikini. "you can either stay on this cloud with me or climb 
the ladder to success!" Now this girl is drop dead gorgeous with 
massive whammers! and he is really struggling to make a decision, but 
eventually he decides to climb one last time.
   
He climbs the ladder until he comes to another cloud, upon which there 
is a great big fat sweaty man sitting in the nude. "Hi" he says "I'm 
Cess"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!