This guy is telling a story to a room full of people:
"It began when I was playing golf.  I had a shot to the 12th green and I
was getting ready to play it with an 8 iron.  I heard this voice say
"Ribbit.  9 iron".
I looked around but coouldn't see anyone.  I again addressed the ball,
and again I heard the voice "Ribbit. 9 iron".
This time looked down and saw this frog.  "9 iron?" I asked.
"Ribbit.  9 iron" the frog replied.
So I took out my 9 iron, played the shot, and it landed 10 inches from
the hole.
Next hole, the frog is still with me.  "Ribbit. 7 iron" it says.
So I take out my 7 iron, and BANG, hole in one!"
This carries on for the rest of the round, and afterwards I say to the
frog "What now?"
"Ribbit.  Las Vegas" comes the reply.
So we go to Las Vegas, and I say "What now?"
"Ribbit.  Roulette".
So we go to the roulette table and the frog says "Ribbit.  $3000, black
6"
You'll never believe it, but it comes in.  I'm rich.
So I get the most expensive room at the hotel, and the frog comes with
me.
"Is there anything I can do to repay you?" I ask.
"Ribbit.  Give me a kiss" said the frog.
So I did, and the frog turns into this beautiful 15 year old girl.
And that, your honour is what the fifteen year old girl was doing in my
hotel room!