Q:  Why didn't Phinocheo have a wooden dick.
A:  His hand would catch on fire.

Q:  What's the new O.J. Simpson web site address?
A:  Slash slash backslash escape.

Q:  What's a Yankee?
A:  The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q:  How do you know when a woman is about to say something intelligent?
A:  When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me...."

Q:  What's the best thing about having Alzheimer's?
A:  You get to meet new people every day.

Q:  Why are brides dressed in white?
A:  So they match the rest of the appliances.

Q:  Why do they call it PMS?
A:  Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.