A preacher and his wife are given the gift of a parrot for x-mas from a relative. When the parrot is brought home sitting in his cage she shrieks, DAMN its cold in here....... the preacher's wife obviously shocked says, There will be no swearing in this house it is a house of the lord..... A few minutes later the parrot shrieks again......DAMN IT IS REALLY COLD IN HERE......... with that the preacher's wife puts the live parrot in the fridge...... after a while she opens the door to SHIT IT IS REALLY REALLY COLD IN HERE.... The preacher's wife obviously upset at this takes the parrot and puts it in the freezer. After a while she opens the door to.....WHAT DID THE TURKEY SAY FUCK................