Moses is up in Heaven and is watching all this Bill Clinton stuff on one of Heaven's TV's. Needless to say, he is pretty disturbed by all these sexual things being played out in the Oval Office, So he goes up to God and asks, "God, I've been watching all that has been going on with Bill Clinton down on Earth and frankly I'm pretty upset about it. Is there anyway you could add an 11th commandment to try to curb all this activity?" God says to Moses, "Well, that isn't a bad idea. Come back tomorrow morning and let me think about it tonight." So, Moses leaves and God begins to ponder weather he should add an 11th commandment and if so, what it would be. Moses comes back the next morning and asks God, "Well, God, did you decide to come up with a new commandment?" "Yes," God says, "How about this one: Do not show thy rod to thy staff."