There was this couple who were sitting at their breakfast table one
morning when the old gentleman said to his wife,..... "Just think,
honey, we've been married now for 50 years."

"Yep," she replied, ..."Just think, fifty years ago we were
sitting
here at this same breakfast table together."

"I know," the old man said, "but back then we were probably
sitting here
butt naked..."

"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?"
And they two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table......

"You know, honey,"  the little old lady says, "My nipples are as
hot for
you today as they were fifty years ago."

"I not surprised," replied Gramps.....  "One's in your coffee
and the other is in your oatmeal  !!!"