David Copperfield has just finished his magic show.
He decides to ask the audience if they have any tricks
they would like to share. Nobody puts their hand up
except one man. David beckons him on to the stage and
tells him to perform his trick.

The man says "For this trick David I will require the
assistance of the lovely Claudia Schiffer and I will
also need a table." He walks Claudia Schiffer over to
the table and bends her over it. He then proceeds to
lift up her skirt, pull down her knickers and takes her
from behind.

David Copperfield is horrified and says "That's not a
trick!!", to which the man replies, "I know, but it's
fucking magic."