A hotel busboy looked through the keyhole of the honeymoon suite and
exclaimed, "Wowie!"
 
A maid heard him and pushed him out of the way for a look.  She said,
"Oh, my God!"
 
Just then the maitre d' walked down the hall and moved her out of the way.
He took a look and said, "I can't believe he complained about a hair in
his soup last night!"