Two Italian virgins get married and go on their honeymoon. However, they
have no idea what there supposed to do once they get to their hotel
room.

The newlyweds decide to call Toni's mother and get some advice on what
to do.

The mother says that they should sit on the bed together and snuggle with
each other and things should start to happen from there.

The newlyweds start to do this but nothing else happens. Toni calls his
mother back to find out what to do next. She says they should take their
clothes off, get under the covers in bed, and nature should takes its
course. The bride and groom take his mother's advice but still nothing.

Toni calls his mother a third time. Getting frustrated with the situation
she says, "Listen, just take the biggest thing you have and stick it in her
hairiest thing!" and hangs up on him.

A few minutes later Toni reluctantly calls his mother back, "Well, I
have my nose in her armpit. What do I do next?"