A man is gambling in the casino and wins $1000.
 
He decides to celebrate and goes out looking for a hooker. He finds a
hooker and says he wants a blowjob.

The hooker says "No Problem, $500."

Our hero says "Hey, that's a lot of money for a blowjob!"

The hooker replies "Do you see that BMW convertible over there? I paid
cash for it because I give the finest blowjobs in town!"

Our hero pays the hooker the money, gets his BJ and goes back to the
casino a very happy fellow.

The next day, he's in the casino and wins $2000. Again, to celebrate, he
goes out looking for a hooker.

He finds the same one. He says "Today I wanna fuck you in the ass."

The hooker says "No problem, $1000"

Our hero says "Hey that's a lot of money just for anal sex!"

The hooker responds "Do you see that penthouse apt. up there? Well I
paid cash for it because I have the nicest ass in town!"

Well, our hero pays the hooker, goes about his business, and goes back
to the casino with a smile on his face.

The next day, our hero leaves the casino looking for a hooker. He finds
the same one. He says "Today, all I want is a little pussy."

The hooker replies "Do you see that new shopping mall they're building
across the street?

Our hero answers "No! Don't tell me you own that shopping mall too?"

The hooker answers "No! But you can be Damn sure I would if I had a
pussy!"