There is a man sitting on a train eating a bag of fresh prawns, ripping
the shells off and throwing them out of the window. He has eaten a few when
the woman opposite says "Would you mind not doing that, its disgusting to
watch".

He says "Listen love, its got nothing to do with you, I've paid my fare for
this journey and I'll do what I want on this train" and carries on ripping
off the shells, throwing them out of the window and eating the prawns.

Finally he finishes the bag and settles back to have a sleep. The woman
then starts knitting - all the man can hear whilst he is trying to sleep is
the incessant clicking of the needles.

After about 15 minutes he sits up and says to the woman "Could you stop
thst noise - can't you see I'm trying to sleep".

"It's got nothing to do with you", replies the woman, "I've paid my fare
and I'll do what I want on this train."

At that, the man grabs the woman's knitting and throws it out of the window
The woman gets up and pulls the communication cord. The man says "Ha ha,
you'll get fined 200 pounds for that!

The woman replies "And you'll get 6 years when the police smell your
fingers!"