A woman is drying herself after a shower when she suddenly slips and
lands spread-legged on the bathroom floor. She tries to stand up but she has
landed so hard her crotch has stuck to the floor, creating such a vacuum
that she can't move.
 
She calls out to her husband for help. He tries with all his strength to 
lift her but she won't budge. So he goes next door and gets his neighbor.
 
Both pull like oxen but she just won't move. She's truly stuck to the floor.
 
Suddenly the neighbor says, "Why don't we just get a hammer and break
the floor tiles around her and lift her up that way?"
 
"Great idea," says the husband, "but just let me rub her boobs a little
to arouse her." "Why?" asks the confused neighbor.
 
"So I can slide her into the kitchen. The tiles are cheaper in there."