There was these two twins Joe and John.  Joe was the owner of an old
dilapidated boat.  It just so happened John's wife died the same day
Joe's boat sank.  A few days later a kindly old women saw Joe and
mistaking Joe for John stated "I'm sorry to hear about your loss.  You
must feel just terrible."  Joe, thinking she was talking about the boat
said, Hell no, fact is I'm sort of glad to be rid of her, she was a
rotten ole thing from the beginning.  Her bottom was all shiveled up and
smelled like an old fish, she was always losing her water.  She had a
bad crack in the back and  a pretty big hole in the front too. 
Everytime I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy.
I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these 4
guys looking for a good time.  I warned them that she wasn't very
good,but they wanted to use her anyhow.  The damn fools all tried to get
in
her at once and she went down like a ton of bricks"

The old lady ran away horrified